Now I know how Keith Foulke felt.

Random things that have annoyed me this week:
Hotmail detecting Firefox and splashing up a 'helpful' "You may want to upgrade your browser" screen at me. No, I don't. Now fuck off.
People phoning up work at ten past three and thinking they're being perfectly reasonable when they demand that everyone drops what they're doing, searches through tens of thousands of items of post, and calls them back with an update by 1630. No, not going to happen. Now fuck off.
Getting my hands taped to each other with duct tape. Long story. But nothing untoward, before anyone starts getting mental images of American Pie 2.

Also, my heart is racing right now, feels like it's going a million beats a minute. But that's not a bad thing, and certainly not annoying.